Running Guru Gifts

'This is the 100 metres. The pole vault's back there.'

Health

"So, what are YOU running from, Charlie?"

Robot Parts $5

'My feet are killing me.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Kirsten Johnson

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Getting through the week.

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Psychiatry in the Park

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man running