Guru Enthusiast Gifts

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Oh, wise guru tell me the secret of success, Oops tell me how to fly!'

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'I've lost a little faith in his all-knowing magnificence now I know his first name is Kevin.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

''The meaning of life'? -- Be careful what you ask for, pal.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Guru.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'