'Remember: our guru always said that when his mission on Earth was finished, he would be taken away by the Blue Beings...'
Guru-lover Gifts
Searching for a gift for the guru enthusiast who combines spiritual wisdom with creative flair? Our collection of quirky mugs, tees, pillows, and prints celebrates this unique blend. Whether they’re into meditation, mindfulness, or just love the enlightened vibe, you’ll find items that resonate with their spiritual and creative spirit. Show appreciation with a gift that echoes their soulful personality and sense of humor, making their daily routine a little brighter.
'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'
At the 2021 Religious Games
"Yeah. But he's a handful."
"He's my smart-aleck twin."
Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.
"You're solemates!"
"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."
'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'
"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."
Words of Love
Guru.
Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation
Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.
I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.
'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'
How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.
'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'
The Love Psychologists
"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."
'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'
' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'
An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"
Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.
"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."
Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'
My husband doesn´t understand you.
'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'
'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'
Guru-lover Gifts Collection
Guru-lover Mugs
Explore our collection of guru lover mugs filled with humor, wisdom, and a touch of spiritual sparkle—ideal for daily inspiration or a thoughtful gift.
Guru-lover Pillows
Find comfy pillows that celebrate the guru lover's spiritual and creative spirit—great for brightening up any space with humor and inspiration.
Guru-lover Prints
Discover inspiring and playful prints for guru lovers—beautiful designs to adorn their walls with a touch of enlightenment and fun.
Guru-lover T-Shirts
Check out our guru lover t-shirts, blending spiritual whimsy with creative style—perfect for expressing their enlightened personality.