Guru Enthusiast Mugs

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Oh, wise guru tell me the secret of success, Oops tell me how to fly!'

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'I've lost a little faith in his all-knowing magnificence now I know his first name is Kevin.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

''The meaning of life'? -- Be careful what you ask for, pal.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Homo Gamus

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Whack-a-molecule

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Guru.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'