Online Guru Enthusiast Gifts

Dog yoga

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

I've always been slower than computers...

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Doctcom

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"I knew you'd understand."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"That was classic me."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

New Age Pit Bull

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

Internet Name Tags.