Online Guru Enthusiast Pillows

'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'

Dog yoga

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

I've always been slower than computers...

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

The Wiki Man.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Doctcom

"I knew you'd understand."

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"That was classic me."

New Age Pit Bull

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

Internet Name Tags.