Online Gaming Guru Pillows

People play Scrabble on Facebook or their iPhone? Of course. Want to try it? Absolutely not!

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Bishops Snooker

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."