Gamer Gurus Pillows

Today's youth and their challenges

Cat and mouse gamers. . .

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Essex computer.