Gamer Gurus Gifts

Today's youth and their challenges

Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. But I'm almost at the next level! ... I mean I'm almost done.

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

Cat and mouse gamers. . .

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Essex computer.