Games Guru Gifts

"What the hell is a jack?"

"But sir, have a look for yourself. It definitely says Games on my timetable."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Careful! He knows computers."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.