Games Guru Gifts

"What the hell is a jack?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.