Gamer Guru Gifts

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"Here, a white blood cell attacks invaders...I've just simplified the graphics."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"He needs his five-a-day."

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

"I'm beginning to sense a disturbance in the force. You better take out the trash now, or it is sure to be unleashed."

"Stop teasing the lemmings, dear."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Smallest of the 3 bears stands by his broken computer chair - 'Who's been sitting in MY chair?'

How's the Brain Training coming along?

'I found a way to get him to do his homework. . .'

Cyber Girl.

"Our son is at Caden's house, exercising and playing baseball in the fresh air. No, wait. That was auto-correct. They're playing video games."

'Hurry, activate your Huffing and Puffing Shields!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

President's Day is boring. Try looking up some of our great leaders. Click click click. Find any you want to be like? Lots! The presidents of Google, Facebook and World of Warcraft.

Xbox 360th. Play Station 3th. 360. PS3th. Outdoor exercise! Mom 360.

When one door closes another one opens. It sounds like's been playing that video game again.

Violent Video Games

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"