Gamer Guru Gifts

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"He needs his five-a-day."

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

"I'm beginning to sense a disturbance in the force. You better take out the trash now, or it is sure to be unleashed."

"Stop teasing the lemmings, dear."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Smallest of the 3 bears stands by his broken computer chair - 'Who's been sitting in MY chair?'

How's the Brain Training coming along?

"Our son is at Caden's house, exercising and playing baseball in the fresh air. No, wait. That was auto-correct. They're playing video games."

'Hurry, activate your Huffing and Puffing Shields!'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Exercise Class

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

The trim reaper

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."