Game Gurus Gifts

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Bishops Snooker

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Essex computer.