Online Guru Gifts

"Someone will turn up to your party Darling, I've posted it on the internet."

"I'm sorry, Paige, but grades are based on the quality of the writing, not on your Klout score."

'I can get you online but I'll need a note for my teacher.'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

"I'm retiring to spend more time with my social media accounts."

"Right now? I'm putting my reputation on line."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Here and There Trays

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Much ado list"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

I've always been slower than computers...

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Never ending to do list