Virtual Guru Gifts

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Boy, Dr. Perkins, are you a 'site' for sore eyes!"

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Kirsten Johnson

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Computer help.

I've always been slower than computers...

Tech support...can I help you!

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"5...4...3...2..."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Meeting Pie Chart

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Busking during a pandemic

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Inventor of Morse Code

Doctcom

The Wiki Man.

Remote work

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'The guy from I.T. is here...'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'