Virtual Guru Mugs

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Boy, Dr. Perkins, are you a 'site' for sore eyes!"

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Kirsten Johnson

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Computer help.

I've always been slower than computers...

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"5...4...3...2..."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Busking during a pandemic

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

Remote work

Doctcom

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Inventor of Morse Code

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'The guy from I.T. is here...'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"