Digital Guru Mugs

Spare a dime? / Spare-a-dime?.com

'I used to be a Zen Master, but I found I have more control as your Web Master!'

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

Computer Sales: Kid Wanted - To train adults in computers.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"Your resume is mediocre, but I'm very impressed by your social media persona."

"Wow...well, I admit...in hindsight, this was a errible time to launch or 'Cooperative Video' app."

"Tell me again...how do I back up the files on this thing?"

I've always been slower than computers...

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

MYSPACE - MYOPIA

Internet Possessed Mind

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Glued to a phone

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Computer help.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."