Digital Guru Pillows

Spare a dime? / Spare-a-dime?.com

'I used to be a Zen Master, but I found I have more control as your Web Master!'

"Well, you're the least experienced candidate, but you're the only one who understands social media. Congratulations, the job is yours."

Computer Sales: Kid Wanted - To train adults in computers.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"Your resume is mediocre, but I'm very impressed by your social media persona."

"Wow...well, I admit...in hindsight, this was a errible time to launch or 'Cooperative Video' app."

"Tell me again...how do I back up the files on this thing?"

I've always been slower than computers...

'iPhone, youTube, theyPay? That's your whole business plan?'

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

MYSPACE - MYOPIA

Internet Possessed Mind

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

One hundred and seventeen. Lemme guess. That's the number of women who have rejected you today because you're a tech geek. You wish. It's the number of apps I've downloaded onto my iPhone! This took a bad turn. Worked out better than I'd hoped.

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Glued to a phone

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Robots In The Boardroom

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.