Virtual Yoga Guru Gifts

Working from home

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Yoga classes door.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Sisyphus during Covid

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Show off."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

Only Clowns

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'