Yoga Guru Gifts

"Mom?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

"Total...yoga...freak."

"But enough about me and why I find your yoga practice, vegan diet and leftist philosophy so annoying – let’s talk about you."

Yogi Mayor

Chasing a tennis ball is great, but rolling on a tennis ball really gets rid of the muscle knots.

'I'm working on my abs.'

Transcendental Hygienist: 'Say ommmm.'

Weathervanes.

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

"There's always one."

"Starting yoga has really done wonders for my flexibility."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Be Healthy

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Exercise Class

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."