Peaceful Yogi Gifts

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

Namastayyy

"I want you to find your centre."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Weathervanes.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Yoga in Heaven

Yogi Mayor

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

I love Yoga

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Santa Yoga

Melting Heart Pose

Downward spiralling dog.

Have a very calm Christmas

Cat Yoga

Chasing a tennis ball is great, but rolling on a tennis ball really gets rid of the muscle knots.

Meditating on Cacti

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'