Peaceful Yogis Gifts

Have a very calm Christmas

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Yoga with Baby

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Dummies Books.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Have you been working out?'

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

Buns Of Veal.

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Namastayyy

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Mom?"

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'Been working out?'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

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