Lighthearted Yogi Gifts

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Namastayyy

"Avoid sitting."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"Complaining empowers us."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

I love Yoga

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Santa Yoga

Melting Heart Pose

"I want you to find your centre."

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Downward spiralling dog.

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

Meditation + Medication

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"