Yoga Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Yoga for hangovers"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga classes door.

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

Tree Pose To Support

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Birthing Ball

Banana Yoga

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!