Yoga Enthusiast Humor Gifts

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

"Downward facing dog"

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Pilattes

Dachshund Yoga

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Cat Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

"Yoga for hangovers"

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

Rabbit Costume

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

Yoga. it's not for everyone.