Yoga Enthusiast Humor Pillows

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"Downward facing dog"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Dachshund Yoga

Pilattes

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Snowperson Yoga

Cat Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

"Yoga for hangovers"

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

'Look at it as a big ab machine.'

Rabbit Costume

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club