Yoga Humorists Pillows

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

Dachshund Yoga

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"Downward facing dog"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"Complaining empowers us."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

It is true, we make our art in the sand, and then it is wiped clean to reflect the impermanence of life. Zen kitties. Litter.

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Downward spiralling dog.

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Zombie Cafe.

Health Club: For Regular People

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Rabbit Costume

"Yoga for hangovers"