Yogic Humorist Pillows

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Downward facing dog"

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"Complaining empowers us."

Dachshund Yoga

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Hi, I'm Kevin and I'll be your server tonight...but I guess you already knew that!"

Snowperson Yoga

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Downward spiralling dog.

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Zen Master Huineng

Today: Hot Yoga.