Yogi With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"He loves this -- He's into Bikram Yoga."

My God, I need to fart.

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga accidents.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"Avoid sitting."

"Downward facing dog"

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Dachshund Yoga

"Complaining empowers us."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

I love Yoga

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"