Yogi With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"He loves this -- He's into Bikram Yoga."

My God, I need to fart.

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga accidents.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"Avoid sitting."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Downward facing dog"

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Here goes nothing."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"Complaining empowers us."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Dachshund Yoga

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"