Lighthearted Yogi T-Shirts

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Avoid sitting."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Complaining empowers us."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Santa Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

Melting Heart Pose

"I want you to find your centre."

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Yoga. it's not for everyone.