Jolly Yogi T-Shirts

Santa Yoga

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Easter egg yoga

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

I love Yoga

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Pot Needles

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Cat Yoga

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

Meditating on Cacti

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.