Jolly Yogi Gifts

Santa Yoga

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Yoga classes door.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"Here goes nothing."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Easter egg yoga

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Pot Needles

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

I love Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Cat Yoga

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

Meditating on Cacti