Laughing Yogi Gifts

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

"Downward facing dog"

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Dachshund Yoga

"Complaining empowers us."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Snowperson Yoga

Santa Yoga

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Downward spiralling dog.

Cat Yoga

Melting Heart Pose

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

"Yoga for hangovers"

Rabbit Costume

Today: Hot Yoga.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Yoga. it's not for everyone.