Playful Yogi Gifts

Cat Yoga

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

"They grow up so slow."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Complaining empowers us."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Santa Yoga

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

Meditating on Cacti

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Downward spiralling dog.

Celebrity Yoga.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

Rabbit Costume

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Today: Hot Yoga.

"Yoga for hangovers"

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Yoga. it's not for everyone.