Fun-loving Yogi Gifts

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Yoga classes door.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Avoid sitting."

"They grow up so slow."

"Downward facing dog"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Santa Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Celebrity Yoga.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

"Yoga for hangovers"

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy