Fun-loving Yogi Pillows

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Avoid sitting."

"Downward facing dog"

"They grow up so slow."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Santa Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

Meditating on Cacti

Cat Yoga

Celebrity Yoga.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

"Yoga for hangovers"

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

"We're meant to be doing the tree pose."

Yoga n' Crisps