Playful Yogi Pillows

Cat Yoga

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

"They grow up so slow."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"Complaining empowers us."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Santa Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Meditating on Cacti

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

Celebrity Yoga.

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"Yoga for hangovers"

"We're meant to be doing the tree pose."