Yogi At Heart Gifts

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"Mom?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Weathervanes.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Pot Needles

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Santa Yoga

"I want you to find your centre."

Meditating on Cacti