Yogi In Training Gifts

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"Off to meditation?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

My God, I need to fart.

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Show off."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Only Clowns

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Yoga helps me unwind."