Yogi On Wheels Gifts

'In addition to 16 cup-holders it comes equipped with four dedicated yoga mat storage areas.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

Tangled facing dog...

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"Here goes nothing."

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

I love Yoga

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Santa Yoga