Yogi On Wheels Mugs

'In addition to 16 cup-holders it comes equipped with four dedicated yoga mat storage areas.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Tangled facing dog...

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

I love Yoga

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Pot Needles

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

Santa Yoga

Cat Yoga