Yogi Mugs

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"Well, I've always found that couch very comfortable." (bed of nails).

Pot Needles

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'-and how was it for you,my darling?

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

My God, I need to fart.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

Tangled facing dog...

Weathervanes.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Thank you."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

I love Yoga

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Meditation for dogs