Yogi Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"No, this does not count as screen time."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Yoyo sheep

Sales.

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Yoyos

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Binary Meditation.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Think/Don't Think

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Pilattes

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Pot Needles

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Binary meditation.

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"