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"No, this does not count as screen time."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoyo sheep

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Sales.

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Yoyos

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Binary Meditation.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Think/Don't Think

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"Here goes nothing."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

Pilattes

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Pot Needles

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Binary meditation.

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"