Technology Yogis Gifts

Antenna Yoga.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga with Baby

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Binary Meditation.

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Think/Don't Think

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

Pilattes

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

www.meditation.commm

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

Binary meditation.

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Yoga on Holiday

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Meditating on Cacti

Meditation + Medication

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

Working from home

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

'In addition to 16 cup-holders it comes equipped with four dedicated yoga mat storage areas.'

"No, this does not count as screen time."