Digital Yogis Gifts

Binary meditation.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga with Baby

Binary Meditation.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Think/Don't Think

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Sport

Deposit phones here

"You exercise with your phone?"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Pilattes

www.meditation.commm

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Meditating on Cacti

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

"I'm so much more relaxed since I got this mindfulness app."

Antenna Yoga.

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

Working from home

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

Predictive Texting

"I would work from home, but I don't want my kids to see all the screen time I get."

"No, this does not count as screen time."

"Walking while chewing gum is easy. But throwing in staying on top of your social media really kicks it up a notch."

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

TV Yoga