Digital Gym-goer Gifts

Sport

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"Speed reader...?"

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Binary Meditation.

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Binary meditation.

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Sports and new technologies

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

Data Entry Marathon

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

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