Digital Yogis T-Shirts

Binary meditation.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga with Baby

Binary Meditation.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Deposit phones here

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Think/Don't Think

Sport

"You exercise with your phone?"

Pilattes

'I'm texting my inner child.'

www.meditation.commm

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

Meditating on Cacti

"I'm so much more relaxed since I got this mindfulness app."

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

Antenna Yoga.

Working from home

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Predictive Texting

"I would work from home, but I don't want my kids to see all the screen time I get."

"No, this does not count as screen time."

Hmm. Yoga where you hold positions for a long time. I'll try it. I've got my mat. I've got my blocks. And I've got my � eReader.

"Walking while chewing gum is easy. But throwing in staying on top of your social media really kicks it up a notch."

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...