Digital Yogi T-Shirts

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Yoga poses you will actually do

TV Yoga

Binary Meditation.

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Tangled facing dog...

Sport

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Think/Don't Think

"You exercise with your phone?"

www.meditation.commm

Binary meditation.

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Meditation for dogs

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

Meditating on Cacti

Melting Heart Pose

"I'm so much more relaxed since I got this mindfulness app."

Antenna Yoga.

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

Working from home

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Predictive Texting

"I would work from home, but I don't want my kids to see all the screen time I get."

"Okay....WHOSE NOSE HAIR IS WHISTLING???"