Connected Yogi T-Shirts

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Binary Meditation.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Think/Don't Think

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"Thank you."

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

www.meditation.commm

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Binary meditation.

Pot Needles

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Santa Yoga

Yoga on Holiday

Melting Heart Pose

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

Antenna Yoga.